This new miracle remedy that induces euphoria
and good feelings is a hoax! This is
ruining our society and we must stop the importing of it. Good people are falling to this new addiction
and our society will become of no worth!
The pirating and illegal trafficking of this new substance must be
abolished! If we do not stop this outbreak of the opium addictions our society
will fall to the likes of hoodlums and thieves.
Help us stop the selling and consumption of opium by selling tips to the
local beadle department today.-Nate Fuller
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